Fair Game Theory
Using only her wits, amateur internet research, and memories from ten years ago, an anonymous humor writer analyses real or imagined interactions with probable spies who have maybe targeted her in a possible multi-interest black ops likely involving The Church of Scientology.
Episodes
Episode 147: CubeSmart Karma Premium Audio Criterion Collection Re-Release
Someone has hacked into Fair Game Theory podcast and recorded toilet noises over parts of “Episode 1: Cubesmart Karma Part II” of this podcast. It could be Scientology, it could be Blackcube agents. Even in the unlikely event that it was s…
Episode 146: Accountability Partner Part II
Of course I would not be truly fulfilling my duties as an accountability partner without remembering to vet every detail of whether or not the accountability partner I was assigned at a 2017 Street Performance Fellowship was in fact a Scien…
Episode 145: Accountability Partner
So, an accountability partner I met back in 2017 at a street performance workshop seems in retrospect to have exhibited some questionable behavior. Wondering if they are Scientology spy or what.
Episode 144: Scandal at the Therapist’s Office?
We need to consider the possibility that, in 2016, a Scientology spy started seeing a therapist in order to lure me into visiting the same office so that they could feed falsely incriminating smear campaigns about me to their therapist and …
Episode 143: Anatomy of a Setup
1.) A well dressed man from abroad approached me asking to borrow a blue pen. When I told him I only have a black pen, he escalated into a bizarre misinterpretation. It ultimately went no where, but unless he himself is another casualty of …
Episode 142: Collectors Item Dropped
Hey all-so if you received a version of the memoir where the publisher misprints a false portrayal of the narrator committing credit card theft on page 137 line 5, just be aware this is a complete alteration on the part of the publisher tha…
Episode 141: The Client
Over the course of early 2023 through mid 2025, I was possibly targeted with a long-game, insidious, highly engineered subtle bullying and psychological warfare campaign intended to corrode my confidence and self care, initiate multiple whi…
Episode 140: Give Them An Inch and They’ll Take a Mile
The story of the licensed medical professional who told me I was one inch shorter than my actual height and then gaslit me when I very politely asked for due dilligence cannot be repeated enough. On the bright side, this incident helped ra…
Episode 139: The Manicure
Guys, why did Glory Kadigan participate in a black ops against me that involved José Rivera and the trafficking of a 6 year old child? Warning: Contains swear words.
Episode 138: Public Service Announcement to the New People
Here is one of many stories about organized criminal behavior that has been used to target me. I reported it to the FBI when it happened so hoping these guys and their whole families are all in jail now, reforming the prison system from wit…
Episode 137: The Daily Value
I have decided to get cancelled. I’m going to do it by comparing my sugar addiction to drug addiction, and by relating my 2022-2024 shift into only consuming the daily value of added sugar to widespread sustainable social change. Through th…
Episode 136: In the Future, Will Self Driving Cars Put Hits Out On Me?
How would Elon Musk’s Tesla suggest dealing with a car possibly hired to cut across my path on a pedestrian walkway as a late night threat? By never leaving home and employing a Tesla bot to go out into the world as my body double? But wher…
Episode 135: Behavioral Hacking & Learned Helplessness With Black Dianetics in the Workplace
So I feel I’m getting trafficked into working for a covertly mob/CIA/Scientology connected business. It is a highly controlled environment where management and clientele are being coached in methods of coordinated behavioral hacking enginee…
Episode 134: Count Wackula Part II
This is a private conversation left non-consensually on my voicemail at 2:52PM on October 25, 2024 from the Temple University Hospital phone number 215-926-9752. Finding out who was responsible for making this call and recording this patien…
Episode 133: Count Wackula
Hey can someone on security at Temple University Hospital check the cameras from October 25, 2024 and see who could have possibly called my phone at 2:52PM from the Temple U Hospital phone number 215-926-9752 and non-consensually recorded a…
E132: My Psycho Boss/Actual Hired Fixer
Hi, multiple criminal organizations are trying to destroy me and my bosses and coworkers are benefitting. My current immediate supervisor keeps using subtle psychological harassment and falsely critiquing and micromanaging me for things she…
E131: Dear Mark Zuckerberg
Hey Mark, it’s me, your old Harvard chum. I wanted to ask you for a favor: Can you check who is sitting in a spy van with all of my accounts open on a screen, engaging in psychological warfare designed to crush me into a shell of my former …
Episode 130: It’s Giving Blood
Sometimes my multi-interest black ops takes the form of fiasco that comes from no other source than commonplace mediocrity and a series of mildly ill gotten circumstance, but I know that there is a highly paid operative sitting in front of …
Episode 129: Shelley Duvall, Robin Williams
I never thought I’d be here describing a possible Robin Williams lookalike operative hired to stalk me to a Hungarian bakery circa 2019, but here we are.
Episode 128: Last Night In Brooklyn
Are gang initiates staging domestic abuse mental breakdowns on the subway in hopes of assassinating me as an incidental bystander for incentive from Scientology/the Brooks and Kargman families, or ATA?
Episode 127: You can stand under my umbrella, but it’s probably wearing a wire.
Here’s the tale of two long term operative friends possibly trying to use subtle suggestion to get me to sink my meager 9 months worth of retirement savings into ill informed Alibaba options, and when that failed, see if they could get me t…
Episode 126: “As Dangerous as any Stimulant”
“Covert action is a stimulating business, a heady experience for those who sponsor it and for its practitioners. If not used in moderation, it is as dangerous as any stimulant.” -David Phillips, former CIA Officer What’s up Y’all School of…
Episode 125: Giving Tuesday or I Prefer to Audit Out Some Body Thetans Over Dealing With Your Bullsh*t
An examination of ritual and metaphor vs. cognitive dissonance in the context of culture and degrees of indoctrination, and the impact of economics on religiosity. The meek shall be rewarded. Have fun in the next life, dumb*ss!
Public Service Announcement
Hey-if you’re a hacker or specialist with the resources to investigate and prove the extensive psychological warfare demonstrated in Vanity Fair’s “The Golden Suicides”, get in touch.
Episode 124: Palm Sunday
This is the follow up to episode 116, in which I describe getting stalked by a literary agent, or someone posing as such, after I sent an email query to Bill Clegg for my dark humor memoir, “Almost Rapist”. Here, I delve back into the Jame…
Episode 123: Project Laundromat
Do you ever get the feeling that a billion dollar church has put cameras in your home in order to anticipate your next move at the laundromat in order to coordinate spies to interact with you so you’ll form delusions that your response was …
Episode 122: Turdveillance Crapitalism Smear Campaign
This is for anyone who’s ever said “Why would I care if anyone spied on me? I have nothing to hide.” I used to say this very thing, in a loud, bragging tone to all my friends. Other than an isolated incident involving a single serving meatl…
Episode 121: The Leak
Hey all-so I experienced a leak in my ceiling timed oh-so-perfectly with the publication of an article in The Marshall Project written by an inmate sentenced for murder whose girlfriend’s body was found by hotel staff who noticed a leak com…
Episode 120: Two Boys One Name Episode Three-Mugshot
Friends, this one has taken a while to process. I think an operative was employed in my workplace to stage an incident in order to try and get me to publicly confuse him with an online mugshot sharing the same name. Or he was the actual guy…
E119: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part 3
This episode examines even more coincidence that I now realize may not have been coincidence at all…this time surrounding a Brazilian Documentary I appeared in with my Slovenian connection.
E118: Matricide
When it comes to getting your daily serving of bone broth, there are better ways than murder. This is an especially long-game MKUltra style manipulation that took place in what seems like an attempt to falsely incriminate my book with false…
E117: The Animal Farm
This is the story of how a literary reading series may or may not have attempted to influence me into circulating excerpts of my then incomplete dark humor memoir surrounding the Joseph Brooks rape trials against the backdrop of my parents …
E116: Manifesting
Scientology helped me manifest a phone call from a literary agent on a specific day, just by writing “Get $300,000 Book Deal” with tone 40 intention in my day planner. Let me tell you how.
E115: Why Bring Vivienne Westwood Into This?
Unsure how they pulled off an Italian tourist stalking me from 5th Avenue to Houston Street and trolling the draft of a poem in my iPhone notes with his tween daughters earrings but they did. Somebody better call the Pentagon. Or Karl Lager…
E114: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part II
I forgot to mention a key moment in my Multi-Interest Black-Ops involving the possible Slovenian Operative and a casting workshop at The Public Theatre that took place in 2014.
E113: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part I
Now that there are robot dogs in Times Square, I no longer feel self-conscious about sharing my hypothesis that a Slovenian spy targeted me with advanced mind reading instruments in 2018 as part of a possible government experiment.
E112: Classic Misdirection
When the competition tries to make you so concerned about one risk, and distracts you from another, this is classic misdirection, classic Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”, and classic drama school.
E111: Another Female Genius Taken by the Feds
I’m fed up. Let’s have one beer and talk about the feds coming for my genius and targeting me with COINTELPRO when we know Marlon Brando would have never gotten the same treatment. Except he probably eventually did get targeted by the FBI, …
E110: Weird Butt Pat Man & Weird Butt Pat Man II
No matter what is happening in the world, you still have almost no excuse to touch me. Also there’s no excuse to keep my book from getting published. This is not a paid promotion.