OBITCHUARY

OBITCHUARY

Host: Morbid Network

Each week hosts Spencer Henry (Cult Liter Podcast) and Madison Reyes sit back and read outlandish, hilarious, and sometimes scathing obituaries. Every Thursday they come to the table with bizarre history, strange funeral traditions, and so much more! Each episode ends with a 'dumb criminals' segment in which they each talk about hilarious run-ins with the law.

Episodes

OBITCH it's Anna Nimity!
01September 11, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH it's Anna Nimity!

OBISH! This week Madison has some insane true stories of scummy embalmers! Next, Spencer is getting all kindsa Midsommar on us with a lesson on Ättestupa. We’ve got an obituary that’s a two-for-one, one for an absolute icon and of course, w…

OBITCH we're far from the gallows now....
02September 04, 2025 11:00amExplicit

OBITCH we're far from the gallows now....

Happy Thursday Geoffs!! This week Madison had us cracking up with some gallows humor, and Spencer has a WILD scandal that just broke in the UK that has us concerned about the funerary world over there. We’ve got an obituary for a gal with s…

OBITCH otwitchuary!
03August 28, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH otwitchuary!

Hi Geoffs! This week Spencer is talking about the iconic Dorothy Parker and her posthumous journey, but first Madison is telling us all about anatamical Venuses! We’ve got an obituary with some roasting, another for a trouble-maker and SO m…

OBITCH FREAKY THURSDAY!!!
04August 28, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH FREAKY THURSDAY!!!

FREAKY THURSDAY!!!! This week things are whacky as your fave duo mix things up in a never-been-done-before way! We’ve got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls, we’ve got some obituaries and Madison is telling us the WILD story of Eva Peron’s trave…

OBITCH moidah?!?
05August 21, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH moidah?!?

Well hi Geoffs! This week you’re in for a treat as Madison dazzles us with the story of a famous coroner who worked on some of our faves! Next, Spencer is bringing us an obitchuary/cult liter crossover with a moidah in a funeral home! We’ve…

OBITCH life's not fair!
06August 14, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH life's not fair!

OOOOOOBITCH! This week we are causing absolute chaos together, because we were spinning in the same coffin! After an incredible trip to the Orange County Fair we felt inspired to talk about some carnie-centric incidents that proved life’s j…

OBITCH P U !
07August 07, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH P U !

Oh my gawwwwd Geoffs, this week Madison was stinky in her coffin as she learned all about death scents. Next, Spencer hits us with another scandal that’ll have you questioning whether or not you should be a donor….we’ve got an obituary full…

OBITCH is the internet dead?!
08July 31, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH is the internet dead?!

Geoffs! TGIT! This week Spencer is breaking down a conspiracy known as “The Dead Internet Theory.” Next, Madison discusses death pacts (TW Suicide.) We’ve got an obituary that highlights an unusual duo, one who chose a good day to die and o…

OBITCH we ate!
09July 24, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we ate!

Obiiiiiiish! This week Madison is discussing some infamous cases of people who died on stage! Next, Spencer is discussing the insane true story of skin hunters! We’ve got an obituary for a diva who got absolutely dragged to filth, one for a…

OBITCH let's accessorize!
10July 17, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH let's accessorize!

This week Spencer is telling us all about Saint Catherine of Siena who had a wild ride in life, and death! Next, Madison is giving us the lowdown on coffin furniture….but it’s not what you think! We’ve got an obituary that’s shocking, one f…

Listen Now: Flesh and Code
11July 16, 2025 3:00am

Listen Now: Flesh and Code

Travis never thought he’d meet someone like Lily Rose. She was kind, passionate, beautiful. The woman of his dreams. There was just one small detail: she wasn’t human.Lily Rose is an AI companion. A digital soulmate designed to be everythin…

OBITCH we've gotta hand it to ya...
12July 10, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we've gotta hand it to ya...

This week Madison had our skin crawling while she teaches us all about degloving! Next, Spencer is discussing body integrity identity disorder, and it’s wild. We’ve got an obituary for a man who wore many hats, one for gal they called “Leth…

OBITCH extra, extra, read all about it!
13July 03, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH extra, extra, read all about it!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hi Geoffs! This week Spencer is giving us the 4-1-1 on 9-1-1! Next, Madison tells us the incredible way newsboys used to look out for one another! We’ve got an obituary that had us rollin, and a beautiful self-written fina…

OBITCH we're in crisis mode!
14June 26, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we're in crisis mode!

Geoffs!!!! This week we’ve got a wild episode. Madison is in full on crisis mode as she talks about the phenomenon of crisis apparitions. Next, Spencer tells us the insane story of the Cincinnati Fire Coffin! We’ve got an obituary for a hel…

OBITCH touring the ghostly archive with Rosie Grant!
15June 19, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH touring the ghostly archive with Rosie Grant!

You’re in for a delicious episode this week Geoffs! We sat down with the iconic Rosie Grant a.k.a. @ghostly.archive and discussed her incredible journey from librarian hopeful to Queen of gravestone recipes. Pre-order Rosie’s book here: htt…

OBITCH we're seeing things...
16June 12, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we're seeing things...

This week Spencer is getting deep into the roots of the word obituary! Next, Madison has some wild stories of bereavement hallucinations. We’ve got an obituary for an investigator of the paranormal variety, one for a man small in stature bu…

OBITCH tales from the crypt...
17June 05, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH tales from the crypt...

Ciao Geoffs! This week Madison’s running a train on us! Listen in to learn all about ‘soul trains’ not the fun dance kind. Next, Spencer is taking us with him to Italy to talk about his experience at the Capuchin Crypt in Rome! We’ve got an…

OBITCH down by the river!
18May 29, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH down by the river!

This week Spencer is bringing us another round of TIFU! Next, Madison tells us about the wildly macabre Ganges River. We’ve got an obituary that is absolutely diabolical, one with some contradictions and so much more!!! INCLUDING some dumb.…

OBITCH the dooby scoobers!
19May 22, 2025 5:00amExplicit

OBITCH the dooby scoobers!

TGIT! This week Madison tells us the fascinatingly macabre origins of Feng Shui! Next, Spencer is sharing the incredible story of Ruth Coker Burks a.k.a. “The Cemetery Angel.” We’ve got an obituary for a real dick, one for a sweet lady and …

OBITCH clownin!
20May 15, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH clownin!

Ciao Geoffs! This week Spencer is in Italy, so we pre-recorded this look-back at one of our first patreon episodes! This episode is so special because it’s where we learned about funeral clowns! So listen in to hear us clowns, clown on ours…

OBITCH the mall yall!
21May 08, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the mall yall!

Grab your purse Geoffs we’re going to the mall with Madison as she tells us all about ‘dead malls,’ but first Spencer is bringing us the sad reality behind some true stories of posthumous exonerations. We’ve got an obituary for a real B, a …

OBITCH holding space in space...
22May 01, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH holding space in space...

Geoffs, this week’s episode is out of this world! First up we’ve got Madison taking us up to the sky to learn about flying hearses, and then Spencer is breaking down what funerary traditions from the caveman era! We’ve got an obituary that’…

OBITCH shooting blanks!
23April 24, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH shooting blanks!

Oh Geooooooffs it’s Thursday!! Get ready to learn all things mock execution related courtesy of Spencer, and then you’re gonna wanna stick around because Madison is torturing…I mean teaching us…some more torture methods! We’ve got an obitua…

OBITCH court is in session!
24April 18, 2025 8:24amExplicit

OBITCH court is in session!

Grab your gavels Geoffs because this week Madison is taking us to court to talk all about tort law! Next, Spencer tells us the story of Tarrare, a frenchman who ate himself to an early grave. We’ve got an obituary for a real clown, one for …

OBITCH fart at a funeral...
25April 10, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH fart at a funeral...

Woohoo! This week Spencer’s sharing some wiiiiiild stories of people who made some serious goofs. Next, Madison is taking us on a trip to Barbados to learn all about a crypt with some mysterious paranormal activity!! We’ve got a beautifully…

OBITCH the cherry on top!
26April 03, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the cherry on top!

Geoffs, just a casual week over here as Madison discusses the wild world of internal decapitations! Next, Spencer is discussing cemeteries that never were!!! We’ll explain. We’ve got an obituary straight outta final destination, one that ca…

Introducing: Law & Crime’s LUIGI
27March 31, 2025 3:00pmExplicit

Introducing: Law & Crime’s LUIGI

When Luigi Mangione allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, the media called it a senseless crime. But online, a different story emerged—one of rage, reckoning, and a suspected killer turned folk hero. More than just a true crime podc…

OBITCH how to disappear...
28March 27, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH how to disappear...

Geoffs!! Happy Thursday! This week Spencer is teaching us how to disappear with the Japanese phenomenon of Johatsu! Next up, Madison is telling us the incredible story of the Winchester Geese. We’ve got a classic death notice, a viral obitu…

OBITCH the girls are screaming!
29March 20, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the girls are screaming!

This week Madison is sharing some wild stories of final goodbyes gone wrong. Next, Spencer tells us about the screaming skulls of London! We’ve got an obituary for a legend, one for a gal with tricks and so much more! OH, and we didn’t forg…

OBITCH something's afoot!
30March 13, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH something's afoot!

OBITCH! This week Madison is breaking down the wild phenomenon of human feet washing up from the Salish sea, but first Spencer is discussing the age old execution method of crufixion! We’ve got an obituary that may or may not be true, one f…

OBITCH let them!
31March 06, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH let them!

Madison is giving us the wild backstories of two doctors who conducted the most wild surgical experiments we’ve ever heard of, and trust us, we’ve heard some shit. Next, Spencer is taking us on a trip to the Bermuda Triangle and baby, strap…

OBITCH you've got mail!
32February 27, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH you've got mail!

Geoffs, you must send this episode to 10 people or ELSE! Spencer is discussing the history of chain mail, and why we fall for it. Next, Madison is giving us the lowdown on death messengers throughout the ages! We’ve got an obituary for a fa…

Listen Now: Scam Factory
33February 24, 2025 3:00am

Listen Now: Scam Factory

You know those messages that you get all the time, the ones that pop up out of nowhere? They could be real, but something about them seems fishy. You likely dismiss these texts and emails as mere annoyances, thinking you’ve stopped some ran…

OBITCH the walking dead?!?!
34February 20, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the walking dead?!?!

OBITCH! You are in for it this week, Madison is telling us about corpse herding and honey they were walking the walk, next Spencer is sharing some fascinating finds from the World Wide Web. We’ve got an obituary for a woman who was not very…

OBITCH a standing ovation!
35February 13, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH a standing ovation!

Oh Geoffs!!! This week Madison answers the wild question: can you die standing up?! Next, Spencer gives us a terrifying lesson on the dark history of ventriloquism. We’ve got an obituary for a motorcycle mama, one that just warmed our lil h…

OBITCH anita tell you something!
36February 06, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH anita tell you something!

Happy Thursday Geoffs! This week Spencer is getting all kindsa romantic with necromancy! But first, Madison is giving us the touching story behind the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We’ve got an obituary for a gal who we are happy not to know…

OBITCH edible arrangements!
37January 30, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH edible arrangements!

Woohoo it’s Thursday Geoffs! This week Spencer is finally giving us the entire story behind Honey Mummies with a delicious lesson on Mellification. Next Madison continues the mummy mania with the incredible true story of Venzone’s Mummy Vil…

OBITCH CURSED! AGAIN!
38January 23, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH CURSED! AGAIN!

Geoffs!!! We’re coming to you with a whole lot of chaos today! First, Madison is finally giving us a CURSED part 2! And then Spencer is telling us the truth behind the origins of Davy Jones’s Locker! We’ve got an obituary with a plot twist,…

OBITCH purt your seatbelt on!
39January 16, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH purt your seatbelt on!

Helllllo Geoffs! This week you’re in for a treat, a treat with deadly consequences!!!!!! That’s right Madison is giving us the lowdown on the poison squad! But first, Spencer is telling you why you’re never really alone with 3rd man syndrom…

OBITCH the fifth f-word!
40January 09, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the fifth f-word!

Well Hi Geoffs! This week Madison is talking about the origins behind ‘pouring one out for the homies’ and then Spencer discusses the terrifying true story of the Lake Nyos disaster. We’ve got an obituary that reminds us to call people out,…