OBITCHUARY

OBITCHUARY

Host: Morbid Network

Each week hosts Spencer Henry (Cult Liter Podcast) and Madison Reyes sit back and read outlandish, hilarious, and sometimes scathing obituaries. Every Thursday they come to the table with bizarre history, strange funeral traditions, and so much more! Each episode ends with a 'dumb criminals' segment in which they each talk about hilarious run-ins with the law.

Episodes

OBITCH gone girl!
01October 30, 2025 9:02amExplicit

OBITCH gone girl!

Happy Halloween Eve Geoffs! This week we’re bringing the tricks and the treats! We’ve got surprises, we’ve got Spencer telling us about some ghoulish happenings at the Tennessee State Capital, Madison is telling us about a candy scandal tha…

OBITCH problematic poltergeists!
02October 23, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH problematic poltergeists!

Happy Thursday Geoffs! This week Madison has some wild ghost hoaxes she’s sharing about some very problematic poltergeists! Next, Spencer is taking us on one skulls postmortem journey! We’ve got an obituary for a gal who wasn’t finished, on…

OBITCH Live in Tulsa!
03October 16, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH Live in Tulsa!

You’re in for a treat this week Geoffs! We’re coming to you live from the Loony Bin in Tulsa Oklahoma. We had an absolute blast talking about EVERYTHING, and we mean everything baby. We’ve got coffin spinners, we’ve got obituaries, and of c…

OBITCH going up!
04October 09, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH going up!

Get in the elevator Geoffs we’re going to HELL! This week Madison’s coffin spinner will have you questioning whether or not you should just take the stairs….Next Spencer breaks down some funeral directors behaving badly! We’ve got an obitua…

OBITCH nightmare on geoff street!
05October 02, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH nightmare on geoff street!

Happy Thursday Geoffs! This week Spencer is giving us some WILD stories of saints with whacky origin stories. Next, Madison tells us about a real life nightmare on elm street situation. We’ve got an obituary for a sweet Geoff and one for a …

OBITCH dining with the donners!
06September 25, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH dining with the donners!

Oh Geoffs! This week the gruesome twosome were spinning in their coffins together! Spencer & Madison are breaking down the true story of the infamous Donner party, from the journey to the unfortunate ending. We’ve got some obituaries that a…

OBITCH we're feeling hollywood honey!
07September 18, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH we're feeling hollywood honey!

Knock Knock Geoffs! Open the door my gawwwwwd! This week Madison is telling us about an incredible cemetery in Maine with a special yearly tradition that was giving us stars hollow vibes. Spencer breaks down what exactly goes into becoming …

OBITCH it's Anna Nimity!
08September 11, 2025 8:00amExplicit

OBITCH it's Anna Nimity!

OBISH! This week Madison has some insane true stories of scummy embalmers! Next, Spencer is getting all kindsa Midsommar on us with a lesson on Ättestupa. We’ve got an obituary that’s a two-for-one, one for an absolute icon and of course, w…

OBITCH we're far from the gallows now....
09September 04, 2025 11:00amExplicit

OBITCH we're far from the gallows now....

Happy Thursday Geoffs!! This week Madison had us cracking up with some gallows humor, and Spencer has a WILD scandal that just broke in the UK that has us concerned about the funerary world over there. We’ve got an obituary for a gal with s…

OBITCH otwitchuary!
10August 28, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH otwitchuary!

Hi Geoffs! This week Spencer is talking about the iconic Dorothy Parker and her posthumous journey, but first Madison is telling us all about anatamical Venuses! We’ve got an obituary with some roasting, another for a trouble-maker and SO m…

OBITCH FREAKY THURSDAY!!!
11August 28, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH FREAKY THURSDAY!!!

FREAKY THURSDAY!!!! This week things are whacky as your fave duo mix things up in a never-been-done-before way! We’ve got some dumb.ass.criminallllllls, we’ve got some obituaries and Madison is telling us the WILD story of Eva Peron’s trave…

OBITCH moidah?!?
12August 21, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH moidah?!?

Well hi Geoffs! This week you’re in for a treat as Madison dazzles us with the story of a famous coroner who worked on some of our faves! Next, Spencer is bringing us an obitchuary/cult liter crossover with a moidah in a funeral home! We’ve…

OBITCH life's not fair!
13August 14, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH life's not fair!

OOOOOOBITCH! This week we are causing absolute chaos together, because we were spinning in the same coffin! After an incredible trip to the Orange County Fair we felt inspired to talk about some carnie-centric incidents that proved life’s j…

OBITCH P U !
14August 07, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH P U !

Oh my gawwwwd Geoffs, this week Madison was stinky in her coffin as she learned all about death scents. Next, Spencer hits us with another scandal that’ll have you questioning whether or not you should be a donor….we’ve got an obituary full…

OBITCH is the internet dead?!
15July 31, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH is the internet dead?!

Geoffs! TGIT! This week Spencer is breaking down a conspiracy known as “The Dead Internet Theory.” Next, Madison discusses death pacts (TW Suicide.) We’ve got an obituary that highlights an unusual duo, one who chose a good day to die and o…

OBITCH we ate!
16July 24, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we ate!

Obiiiiiiish! This week Madison is discussing some infamous cases of people who died on stage! Next, Spencer is discussing the insane true story of skin hunters! We’ve got an obituary for a diva who got absolutely dragged to filth, one for a…

OBITCH let's accessorize!
17July 17, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH let's accessorize!

This week Spencer is telling us all about Saint Catherine of Siena who had a wild ride in life, and death! Next, Madison is giving us the lowdown on coffin furniture….but it’s not what you think! We’ve got an obituary that’s shocking, one f…

Listen Now: Flesh and Code
18July 16, 2025 3:00am

Listen Now: Flesh and Code

Travis never thought he’d meet someone like Lily Rose. She was kind, passionate, beautiful. The woman of his dreams. There was just one small detail: she wasn’t human.Lily Rose is an AI companion. A digital soulmate designed to be everythin…

OBITCH we've gotta hand it to ya...
19July 10, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we've gotta hand it to ya...

This week Madison had our skin crawling while she teaches us all about degloving! Next, Spencer is discussing body integrity identity disorder, and it’s wild. We’ve got an obituary for a man who wore many hats, one for gal they called “Leth…

OBITCH extra, extra, read all about it!
20July 03, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH extra, extra, read all about it!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hi Geoffs! This week Spencer is giving us the 4-1-1 on 9-1-1! Next, Madison tells us the incredible way newsboys used to look out for one another! We’ve got an obituary that had us rollin, and a beautiful self-written fina…

OBITCH we're in crisis mode!
21June 26, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we're in crisis mode!

Geoffs!!!! This week we’ve got a wild episode. Madison is in full on crisis mode as she talks about the phenomenon of crisis apparitions. Next, Spencer tells us the insane story of the Cincinnati Fire Coffin! We’ve got an obituary for a hel…

OBITCH touring the ghostly archive with Rosie Grant!
22June 19, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH touring the ghostly archive with Rosie Grant!

You’re in for a delicious episode this week Geoffs! We sat down with the iconic Rosie Grant a.k.a. @ghostly.archive and discussed her incredible journey from librarian hopeful to Queen of gravestone recipes. Pre-order Rosie’s book here: htt…

OBITCH we're seeing things...
23June 12, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH we're seeing things...

This week Spencer is getting deep into the roots of the word obituary! Next, Madison has some wild stories of bereavement hallucinations. We’ve got an obituary for an investigator of the paranormal variety, one for a man small in stature bu…

OBITCH tales from the crypt...
24June 05, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH tales from the crypt...

Ciao Geoffs! This week Madison’s running a train on us! Listen in to learn all about ‘soul trains’ not the fun dance kind. Next, Spencer is taking us with him to Italy to talk about his experience at the Capuchin Crypt in Rome! We’ve got an…

OBITCH down by the river!
25May 29, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH down by the river!

This week Spencer is bringing us another round of TIFU! Next, Madison tells us about the wildly macabre Ganges River. We’ve got an obituary that is absolutely diabolical, one with some contradictions and so much more!!! INCLUDING some dumb.…

OBITCH the dooby scoobers!
26May 22, 2025 5:00amExplicit

OBITCH the dooby scoobers!

TGIT! This week Madison tells us the fascinatingly macabre origins of Feng Shui! Next, Spencer is sharing the incredible story of Ruth Coker Burks a.k.a. “The Cemetery Angel.” We’ve got an obituary for a real dick, one for a sweet lady and …

OBITCH clownin!
27May 15, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH clownin!

Ciao Geoffs! This week Spencer is in Italy, so we pre-recorded this look-back at one of our first patreon episodes! This episode is so special because it’s where we learned about funeral clowns! So listen in to hear us clowns, clown on ours…

OBITCH the mall yall!
28May 08, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the mall yall!

Grab your purse Geoffs we’re going to the mall with Madison as she tells us all about ‘dead malls,’ but first Spencer is bringing us the sad reality behind some true stories of posthumous exonerations. We’ve got an obituary for a real B, a …

OBITCH holding space in space...
29May 01, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH holding space in space...

Geoffs, this week’s episode is out of this world! First up we’ve got Madison taking us up to the sky to learn about flying hearses, and then Spencer is breaking down what funerary traditions from the caveman era! We’ve got an obituary that’…

OBITCH shooting blanks!
30April 24, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH shooting blanks!

Oh Geooooooffs it’s Thursday!! Get ready to learn all things mock execution related courtesy of Spencer, and then you’re gonna wanna stick around because Madison is torturing…I mean teaching us…some more torture methods! We’ve got an obitua…

OBITCH court is in session!
31April 18, 2025 8:24amExplicit

OBITCH court is in session!

Grab your gavels Geoffs because this week Madison is taking us to court to talk all about tort law! Next, Spencer tells us the story of Tarrare, a frenchman who ate himself to an early grave. We’ve got an obituary for a real clown, one for …

OBITCH fart at a funeral...
32April 10, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH fart at a funeral...

Woohoo! This week Spencer’s sharing some wiiiiiild stories of people who made some serious goofs. Next, Madison is taking us on a trip to Barbados to learn all about a crypt with some mysterious paranormal activity!! We’ve got a beautifully…

OBITCH the cherry on top!
33April 03, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the cherry on top!

Geoffs, just a casual week over here as Madison discusses the wild world of internal decapitations! Next, Spencer is discussing cemeteries that never were!!! We’ll explain. We’ve got an obituary straight outta final destination, one that ca…

Introducing: Law & Crime’s LUIGI
34March 31, 2025 3:00pmExplicit

Introducing: Law & Crime’s LUIGI

When Luigi Mangione allegedly gunned down UnitedHealthcare’s CEO, the media called it a senseless crime. But online, a different story emerged—one of rage, reckoning, and a suspected killer turned folk hero. More than just a true crime podc…

OBITCH how to disappear...
35March 27, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH how to disappear...

Geoffs!! Happy Thursday! This week Spencer is teaching us how to disappear with the Japanese phenomenon of Johatsu! Next up, Madison is telling us the incredible story of the Winchester Geese. We’ve got a classic death notice, a viral obitu…

OBITCH the girls are screaming!
36March 20, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH the girls are screaming!

This week Madison is sharing some wild stories of final goodbyes gone wrong. Next, Spencer tells us about the screaming skulls of London! We’ve got an obituary for a legend, one for a gal with tricks and so much more! OH, and we didn’t forg…

OBITCH something's afoot!
37March 13, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH something's afoot!

OBITCH! This week Madison is breaking down the wild phenomenon of human feet washing up from the Salish sea, but first Spencer is discussing the age old execution method of crufixion! We’ve got an obituary that may or may not be true, one f…

OBITCH let them!
38March 06, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH let them!

Madison is giving us the wild backstories of two doctors who conducted the most wild surgical experiments we’ve ever heard of, and trust us, we’ve heard some shit. Next, Spencer is taking us on a trip to the Bermuda Triangle and baby, strap…

OBITCH you've got mail!
39February 27, 2025 2:00pmExplicit

OBITCH you've got mail!

Geoffs, you must send this episode to 10 people or ELSE! Spencer is discussing the history of chain mail, and why we fall for it. Next, Madison is giving us the lowdown on death messengers throughout the ages! We’ve got an obituary for a fa…

Listen Now: Scam Factory
40February 24, 2025 3:00am

Listen Now: Scam Factory

You know those messages that you get all the time, the ones that pop up out of nowhere? They could be real, but something about them seems fishy. You likely dismiss these texts and emails as mere annoyances, thinking you’ve stopped some ran…