Petty Crimes
Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.
Episodes
Winky the ESA feat. Kevin Sullivan
Emotional support, an anonymous HOA note, and why Virgos keep catching strays – OPE! But Ceara’s not here to defend her sign or pretend to care about astrology, Kevin Sullivan is! Follow Kevin on IG and TikTok Subscribe to our YouTube cha…
The Trash Bandit
When communal trash becomes corporate warfare. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at …
Another Patreon Exclusive: The Handicap Parking Pass
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got an exclusive peek behind the Patreon! Subscribe to the Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty…
Introducing Ice Cold Case
Hey Petty Criminals! We’re taking a little summer break to recharge, but don’t worry, we wouldn’t leave you hanging. While we’re off, check out Ice Cold Case, a gripping true crime podcast hosted by Madison McGhee as she seeks justice for h…
A Tale of Twin Flames featuring Chloe Fineman
This crime has everything…a chef, hairstylists, tattoo artists, polyamory, French toast, and thee Chloe Fineman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Becky's Bundt Cake
A high school graduation and an uneaten bundt cake. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us …
The Case of the Moldy Coffee Pot
A law office, a series of Instagram posts, and a very, very moldy coffee pot. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it t…
Dana's Brother's Bed
A queer-long distance situationship goes awry... Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at p…
MFA Tow Away
A crime parked in chaos. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.…
The YMCA Locker Room
A locker room showdown that begs one question: Y?! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at…
Short Fuse
With great power comes great responsibility! Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pett…
Champagne for My Real Friends featuring Traci Thomas
...and pain for my sham friends . Follow Traci Thomas on Instgram and listen to her podcast, The Stacks. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Pe…
Introducing 30 Morbid Minutes: Death on Airplanes
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but we want to share with you our latest obsession: 30 Morbid Minutes. The show where comedians Elyse Willems and Jessica Vasami journey into the morbid, gruesome, and unexplained. In this ep…
The Tiger King Watch Party
This coal miner’s got an axe on him! Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to Quince.com/pettycr…
Airbnb Boat featuring Ego Nwodim
The rental listing said “please don’t unsnap.” Spoiler alert…she snapped. Follow Ego Nwodim on Instagram and listen to her podcast, Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shorty…
Mattresses & Muffin Butts
Two tales, all on one totally stupid episode. Petty Crimes was nominated for a Shorty Award! Vote for us now! https://shortyawards.com/vote/ For your next trip, treat yourself to the luxe upgrades you deserve from Quince. Go to Quince.co…
The Problem Friend
A yacht, a sugar daddy, and a friend that came without a warning.Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to…
Date Lab featuring Joel Kim Booster
Print media might be dead, but love is forever!Follow Joel Kim Booster on Instagram and listen to his podcast, Bad Dates. Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote for us now! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury pric…
Planes & Prosecco
Is getting mid-air tipsy really worth all this? Petty Crimes has been nominated for a Webby Award! Vote for us now! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shippin…
Runaway Bridesmaid featuring Rosebud Baker
May we all be blessed with a guardian angel wearing a white crop top and Uggs. Follow Rosebud Baker on Instagram and watch her new special, "Rosebud Baker: The Mother Lode", on Netflix! Treat yourself without the luxury price tag. Go to Qui…
A Patreon Exclusive: Griff's Grindr Daddy
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week, but—we’ve got something just as amazing: a peek behind the paywall. Subscribe to the Petty Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimesSubscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full vide…
Crazy For You
TikTok drama finally makes its way to the Petty Crimes Court.Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to wat…
The Lily & A Looky Lou
Spying on your neighbors is good for your health.Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full vide…
The Exxxclusive Greek Restaurant
Sharing is caring. But at work? Not so much. Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video ep…
Trish's Super Bowl Potluck
"Men, its really time to feed the Ladies. (No, really)."Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!For 35% off of all items at Tailor Brands, g…
Who Gets the Vibrator? Featuring Brandon Kyle Goodman
A custody battle filled with sex toys and blackouts.Follow Brandon on Instagram and visit their website to learn more.Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipp…
The WhatsApp Group Chat
She started it! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!For 35% off of all items at Tailor Brands, go to tailorbrands.com/podcast35 to get s…
The Swedish Intern
Vi är besatta av Bree! Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!For 35% off of all items at Tailor Brands, go to tailorbrands.com/podcast35 t…
Log Mansion
Apparently, Cabin Fever happens in Log Mansions too.Treat yourself this winter without the luxury price tag. Go to Quince.com/pettycrimes for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order!For 35% off of all items at Tailor Brands, go to…
The Ladybug Stone
The gift that keeps on giving.Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmai…
Beach People featuring Caitlin Reilly
"Chairs are for people! That's how it's always been!"***Note: This episode was recorded before the fires in LA. We send our love to those affected and hope that this episode brings some joy during this dark time. Stay safe, and of course, s…
The Great BTS Concert Fallout
K-Popping in LA--fun but messsyyy. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast…
The Roast of Ceara Jane O'Sullivan
She's a jury of her own peers. Subscribe to our YouTube channel to watch full video episodes.Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gma…
Introducing One Song's All I Want for Christmas is You
Hey Petty Criminals! No new episode this week but we've got a cute holiday treat for you. Enjoy One Song's episode on Mariah Carey's iconic "All I Want for Christmas is You". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
A Holiday Cheesecake
Sharing is caring. Happy Holidays Petty Criminals!Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com!And keep up with us on Instagram and…
The Plunger from Target
Please let this be the last time Charlie's family ever talks about this plunger. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com! And …
Let Them Eat Kale
Timmy and his friends are just squirreling around. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com! And keep up with us on Instagram a…
Bobby
Like Beyoncé, Prince, Cher, and Madonna, Bobby is a one-name icon. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com! And keep up with …
Foodie Behavior
Going out to dinner is tough when you're allergic to substitutions. Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com! And keep up wit…
Down Bad Birthday
It’s Sarah’s birthday, and she’ll pretend not to care if she wants to!Petty Criminals! Do you have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to our team by emailing us at pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com!And keep up with…