Thanksgiving Special: A Reasonable Person

Happy Thanksgiving! Nothing says "Let's gather around the table and share in tradition" like the story of a man who's had just about enough tomfoolery. A man's house is his castle after all and he should be allowed to protect his castle, right? Wrong! If you're a bleeding-heart liberal you might have a thing or two to say about that. We live in a world where a man is portrayed as a deluded monster when he shoots two burglars who've broken into his house numerous times, a world where the would-be robbers have more rights than the property owner! Break into a dude's house and cut yourself on the broken window? Sue him! Drop his television on your toe as you load it into the back of your car? That's assault brotha! Catch some bullets while stuffing your pockets with another man's cash? That's what you call winning the jackpot of victimhood! And if that 65 year old homeowner stands over you and pumps a dozen rounds into your chest, calls you an ambiguous slur, and t-bags your rotting corpse, well that'll earn him a first degree murder charge! This is the story of a man who said "hold my beer" and made the best of the American tradition of owning guns and shooting people who trespass on your property, and quite frankly I thought he was being a...Perfectly Reasonable Person!