A Horrific Evening Podcast
The education of Abby Stonehouse to the darker side of life. Somewhere out there Abby is known to be a kind and bubbly person. Somewhere out there Fernando is known for being the life of the party, in the most sarcastic of ways. The two of them collide for A Horrific Evening, to educate Abby about the true horrors of life.
Episodes
Episode 92: Edgar A B B Y
In this week's episode, we do a lyric witch hunt with the song "Abby". Spoiler: the song is AMAZING. We also delve into some headlines and Edgar's bravery. GET INTO IT! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker…
Episode 91: Big Struggle
In this week's episode, we talk about what fat people do and a lathery offence. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there, Comedian Abby Stonehouse is known to be a kind…
Episode 90: Hairdresser Lamont
We are back, and we are flustered. Listen and find out why. GET INTO IT! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there, Comedian Abby Stonehouse is known to be a kind and bubbly hu…
Episode 89: Atlantic City Seagull
In this week's episode, we discuss how annoying comedians can be, our favourite insult and the seagull massacre of 2025. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there, Comed…
Episode 88: Wet Fart
We're back and feeling... exhausted. In this episode, we talk about being traumatized by sneezes and the smell of other people. We also share our favourite websites and take a trip down memory lane. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the educatio…
Episode 87: 8 Years of Mouth
In this episode, we discuss Abby's trip to the most boring city in the world. Abby and Fernando also discuss their favourite things to put in their mouth. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side o…
Episode 86: Death by Jello
We are BACK after an accidental break. Abby's fault. In this episode, Abby hogs the mic (as usual) and talks about Just for Laughs, road trips and her cats. They also talk about death by substance. You have to listen to understand. ENJOY! W…
Episode 85: Mr. Egg Pants
In this week's episode, Abby is excited about Just For Laughs. Fernando shares a horrific story about a boiled egg, and we discuss memorable lunches. GET INTO IT! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side …
Episode 84: Chic Petty
Abby and Fernando discuss garbage piles and their weirdest behaviours. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there, Comedian Abby Stonehouse is known to be a kind and bubb…
Episode 83: Napoleon's Deck
In this week's episode, we learn that Bruce Springsteen has a questionable past. We also talk about having wild animals for pets and Napoleon's D*ck. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of lif…
Episode 82: Gotta Crack'em
In this week's episode, we talk about how John Goodman CAN make a bad movie. We also talk about our favourite breakfasts and how Abby is threatening naked. GET INTO IT! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker…
Episode 81: Cowboy Cody
In this week's episode, we discuss the lore of Siracha. We also talk about our favourite feelings and why. Cowboy Cody is also introduced to the world. Enjoy! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of l…
Episode 80: Money Shot
Episode 80! What a time to be alive! In this week's episode, we talk about money and our favourite spreads LMAO. GET INTO IT. A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. Somewhere out there, Comedia…
Episode 79: Sh*t Watch
On today's episode, we talk about getting robbed, literally and figuratively. We have also started a new segment called Favourites. We learn all of Abby and Fernando's favourite places to sit and how one of the choices have led Fernando to …
Episode 78: Two Peas in a Podcast
We're back after a short break with a great episode. Fernando talks briefly about his trip to France, and Abby dominates the conversation about how much she missed him. They also talk about how good Fernando would be at being homeless. Abby…
Episode 77: Not Craig Ferguson
In this week's episode, Fernando is about to cross the sea for a romantic voyage. Abby gives him unsolicited date night ideas, which Fernando rejects. They also talk about the movie Hot Tub Time Machine, and it is quickly revealed that Abby…
Episode 76: Rimless at Mcdonald's
Abby has made it BIG, and she's here to talk about how she almost passed out on stage because of it. Abby and Fernando discuss the possibility of abandoning their parents on vacation and their love for animals. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is …
Episode 75: Interstellar Love
In this week's episode, we vent about our parents and DIVE into our love for the movie Interstellar. We also celebrate Fernando officially being a published author! There are tears and laughs, and of course, it is horrific... GET INTO IT! A…
Episode 74: Blue Perry Down
This episode is dedicated to Pope Francis. Friend of the pod. In this week's episode, we get into Abby's comedy career and the fun stuff she has coming up. We also go DEEP into the "space" exploration of Blue Origin. Shout out to Katy Perry…
Episode 73: Armageddon 13
It's a good one, folks! We reminisce about the radio host Delilah and the lore of the pigeons in Fernando and Abby's lives. They also talk about Apollo 13, which naturally makes Abby drool over Ben Affleck in Armageddon. GET INTO IT! A Horr…
Episode 72: Frazzled Spectrum
In this week's episode, Abby talks about her triumphant fall of 2025, which left her feeling old. They also talk about Love on a Spectrum and the fortitude of a cockroach. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about …
Episode 71: Gladys is all that
We are back with a good one. Abby and Fernando discuss their past experiences with BADDDD therapists. They also discuss childhood slumber parties and the influence of Freddy Prince Jr. GET INTO IT! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abb…
Episode 70: Kickass Audacity
In this week's episode, we speak about the ADACITY of the people around us. Its the theme of the year. We also talk about Fernando's upcoming trip and how Abby is old, yet still knows nothing about being an adult. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening …
Episode 69: The Sex 365 Episode
It's the dirty episode, everyone. Brace yourselves. Abby gets real about some of her past sexcapades and Fernando judges. They also talk about the dirtiest movies that exist on Netflix. GET DEEP AND DIRTY WITH IT! A Horrific Evening is the …
Episode 68: 50 First Grits
In this week's episode, Abby is beside herself with good news. She also disappoints herself by having terrible taste in movies. Fernando is just disappointed. Period. They also discover one of the lamest reasons to be arrested during the Cr…
Episode 67: Over the Top
In this week's episode, Abby shares some BIG news. She also expresses her disdain for the movie American Beauty. Fernando finally discovers the magic of "Over the Top," and it's truly over the top. Enjoy A Horrific Evening is the education …
Episode 66: Back to the Shart
In this episode, Abby talks about her hero's journey through the 2 epic snow storms that Montreal just had. They also talk about where "sharted" came from and how Fernando is not white enough to enjoy Back to the Future. ENJOY!  A Horrific…
Episode 65: Pig Round-up
In this episode, Abby enlightens Fernando about the history of Ormstown Fair's Pig Round-up. They also have a Movie bag full of classics, like Superbad and a new Godzilla movie. Abby also learns the difference between Godzilla and King Kong…
Episode 64: Movie Bag
In this week's episode, Fernando starts the Movie Bag segment. It's fun, it's delightful. There are fights. There are tears. And that's just Abby trying to get her cats to stay out of the studio. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education o…
Episode 63: Return of OUR King
We are back with the LOTR talk by reminiscing on the final movie. Aragorn is everyone's king, and Abby can't stop talking about Viggo Mortensen. It's a problem. They also talk about the moment that almost ruins the entire trilogy. GET INTO …
Episode 62: Gandalf the Greg
It's horrific day, afternoon and night, but at least we can discuss Lord of the Rings endlessly. In this episode, we dive into the 2 towers. We also talk about the current political climate and why Halle Barry is popular. GET INTO IT! A Hor…
Episode 61: Fellowship
Abby is watching Lord of the Rings (again), so naturally, this is all she and Fernando can talk about. This episode is as whimsical as the Shire. Enjoy! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side of life. S…
Episode 60: Let them
Abby and Fernando explore the Let Them theory and highlight that Abby's only flawless friend is Fernando. It also comes out that Abby has no plan for his death or replacement. The segue also continues about the hermit Ken Smith. Enjoy! A Ho…
Episode 59: No Winners, No Losers, Just Us
Abby and Fernando start the New Year strong by vowing to stay on their toes all year to avoid disappointment. Abby reminisces about the time she committed her one and only crime at the age of 4 years old. We also learn what Buggery is. ENJO…
Episode 58: The Sauce
It's the New Year's Eve episode and Abby and Fernando reflect on the highs and lows of the past year. They also name their favourite criminal of the year. It's a fun one. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby …
Episode 57: Free Spirit Scrooge
T'was the night before Christmas and all through podcast studio, not a creature was stirring, not even Abby's kittens. All the microphone wires were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Saint Fern was soon to be there. The podcast h…
Episode 56: Dumb Adjusters
On a new episode, Abby and Fernando hit a new level of low IG. Yes, it's another stupid episode. In all honesty, we were due. We chat about Luigi Mangione, Abby's dead sister's tomb and more! ENOJOYYY A Horrific Evening is the education of …
Episode 55: Youthful Odors
Abby and Fernando go down memory lane, talking about the smells that remind them of their childhood. Spoiler alert: Fernando's is Pinsol. They also talk about tipping culture and how Rose from the Titanic was actually the worst. GET INTO IT…
Episode 54: Bunionless Betch
Fernando and Abby dive into this episode talking about the threat of secret shoppers, potluck terrorists and MORE wikifeet losers. Tis the season of horror. ENJOY! A Horrific Evening is the education of Abby Stonehouse about the darker side…
Episode 53: Mother Martha
We are back and ready to rock! JK we are always sleepy. In today's episode, Abby and Fernando talk about family secrets, Martha Stewart and the lessons Fernando's mom taught the world, or may, that one cab driver. Enjoy! A Horrific Evening …