Food Crimes

Food Crimes

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Did your mom trick you into eating spinach? Did your brother take the last cookie again? When your dinner time disputes get too hot to handle, you take them to food court.On every hilarious episode of Food Crimes, real kids bring their real stories to the food court to get the five star representation they've hungered for and the food justice they deserve. And no matter who gets charged, it's up to kids to decide the verdict. Justice will be served, preferably with a side of fries!Ready to jump in? Pick any episode and start listening! Great for...

Episodes

Introducing: Patrick Picklebottom Everyday Mysteries
01November 04, 2025 5:00pm

Introducing: Patrick Picklebottom Everyday Mysteries

Here's another show we think the whole family will love...Patrick Picklebottom Everyday Mysteries! Step into the whimsical world of Patrick Picklebottom, a precocious 11-year-old with a love for reading and an uncanny ability to solve myst…

Case 210: The Dumpling Drama
02September 30, 2024 4:00am

Case 210: The Dumpling Drama

Zack v. Mom: The Pot Sticker Plaintiff and the Dinner Deciding DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Directio…

Case 209: The Snack Stink
03September 23, 2024 4:00am

Case 209: The Snack Stink

Noa v. Edmond: The Pungent Plaintiff and the Disgusted DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Mat…

Case 208: The Salad Surprise
04September 16, 2024 4:00am

Case 208: The Salad Surprise

Avery v. Mom: The Pasta Passionate Plaintiff and the Dinner Destroying DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice …

Case 207: The Flan Fan
05September 09, 2024 4:00am

Case 207: The Flan Fan

Rosie, Livi & Mom v. Dad: The Put-off Plaintiffs and the Dessert DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direct…

Case 206: The Spoiled Snack Time
06September 02, 2024 4:00am

Case 206: The Spoiled Snack Time

Holden & Parker v. Mom: The Pantry-Picking Plaintiffs and the Depriving DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice…

Case 205: The Juicy Slice
07August 26, 2024 4:00am

Case 205: The Juicy Slice

Efuntomi v. Sangojobi: The Peeved Plaintiff and the Disproportionate DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Di…

Case 204: The Dad Dues
08August 19, 2024 4:00am

Case 204: The Dad Dues

Bostyn & Brueck v. Dad: The Paying Plaintiffs and the Debiting DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Directio…

Case 203: The Brussel Truffles
09August 12, 2024 4:00am

Case 203: The Brussel Truffles

Mom v. Odin: The Pranked Plaintiff and the Deceptive DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Matt …

Case 202: The Spicy Siblings
10August 05, 2024 4:00am

Case 202: The Spicy Siblings

Leo v. Alix: The Persistent Plaintiff and the Defiant DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Matt…

Case 201: The Confection Deception
11July 29, 2024 4:00am

Case 201: The Confection Deception

Alexsia v. Adrianna: The Piece-less Plaintiff and the Diabolical DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direct…

Case 110: The Marshmallow Malfeasance
12February 11, 2024 11:00pm

Case 110: The Marshmallow Malfeasance

Myla & Levi v. Mom: The Picked-on Plaintiffs and the Disciplining DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direc…

Case 109: The Disappearing Dinner
13February 04, 2024 11:00pm

Case 109: The Disappearing Dinner

Clara v. Dad: The Parting Plaintiff and the Devouring DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Matt…

Case 108: The Airport Sandwich
14January 28, 2024 11:00pm

Case 108: The Airport Sandwich

Ruben v. Dad: The Puking Plaintiff and the Duty-Free DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Matt …

Case 107: The Snack Stalker
15January 21, 2024 11:00pm

Case 107: The Snack Stalker

Mom v. Gabriel: The Permitting Plaintiff and the Demanding DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by…

Case 106: The Chicken Decision
16January 14, 2024 11:00pm

Case 106: The Chicken Decision

LJ v. Mom & Dad: The Poultry-Loving Plaintiff and the Dairy-Free DefendantsCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direc…

Case 105: The Cereal Sisters
17January 07, 2024 11:00pm

Case 105: The Cereal Sisters

Elissa v. Bel: The Prohibited Plaintiff and the Discourteous DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction …

Case 104: The Sneaky Siblings
18December 31, 2023 11:00pm

Case 104: The Sneaky Siblings

Mom v. Theo & Felix: The Parental Plaintiff and the Double DefendantsCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction b…

Case 103: The Candy Bag
19December 24, 2023 11:00pm

Case 103: The Candy Bag

Lucas v. Adrianna: The Pilfering Plaintiff and the Derelict DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction b…

Case 102: The Breakfast Swap
20December 17, 2023 11:00pm

Case 102: The Breakfast Swap

Jorgen v. Mom: The Picky Plaintiff and the Deceitful DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Matt …

Case 101: The Split Shake
21December 10, 2023 11:00pm

Case 101: The Split Shake

Sovi v. Asher: The Portion Plaintiff and the Dehydrated DefendantCreated and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt FornwaldAdditional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed PokropskiPilot Development by Ilana MillnerVoice Direction by Ma…