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#76 Imaginary Sofa
Red flags. Kerry tells the story of one of our former Presidents cousin and possible saxophone inventors, followed by leprechauns.Â
TTC #75 Seamen
Kerry rides a wave. McDonalds and Hiking boots. Quinlan talks about the Brownsville haunting. Kerry tells us about Andre Rebelo.Â
TTC #74 Tastes Better Stolen
Eggs. Prompted by Geek Love Kerry does a case on body modification. Quinlan explores Capgras phenomenon.
TTC #73 Dorkestra
Kerry reveals more talents, Quinlan is a trash mom. Quinlan gets tricked by Disney… Kerry tells the story of Leslie Jennings Preer.
TTC #72 Listerine
Kerry explains some alarming medical advances. Quinlan tells us about the theft of a potty. Kerry then cover Robert Liston and Quinlan comes back for a 4th and final story featuring a dinner date gone terribly wrong.Â
TTC #71 Just the Tip
Quinlan tells the story of Ruthie Mae McCoy, often referred to as the true Candyman story. Kerry educates us about the world’s first computer.
TTC #70 Condoning Behavior
Quinlan covers the Hinterkaifeck murders and some rude graduate students. Kerry looks into a revenge killing in Sweden.
TTC #69 Unrazzable
Some tech trouble and a poltergeist (though it’s not clear if the two are related) Quinlan talks about Mary Ellen and some unexplained fires. Kerry found another criminal dentist by the name of Phillip Jensen and we aren’t happy about it.
TTC #68 Kill Shot
Armchair detectives. Quinlan covers the story of Bill and Beverly Bryan and a never event. Kerry is inspired by a horror film she’s never seen to tell us about a certain type of tourism…
TTC #67 Redacted
Recording on Larry’s birthday we discuss **REDACTED**, fun and as always bring you a couple wild tales. One features a pervert flight attendant (that’s all Kerry) and the other, Quinlan’s obsession with the Rey Rivera case. Spoilers for the…
TTC #66 Memories at a Premium
Kerry lives on a bus and hijinx (if you want to call it that) ensue. Experiments week, Quinlan looks into Milgrim and Kerry recounts the 1973 Stanford experiment.
TTC #65 Come Home Weirdo
Kerry rode a motorcycle. Then she tells you a horrifying story about Gisèle Pélicot. Quinlan’s wonders about space.
TTC #64 Brains are Interesting
Quinlan tells a few truck stop ghost stories. Kerry reminds of the viral dress, was it black and blue or gold and white? Either way the story did not end there.
TTC #63 Gimme a Break
Muppets, needles and nonsense. Kerry tells us about the Leroy Mystery Illness. Quinlan recalls the trials and tribulations of Wanda Holloway, the cheer mom gone wild.
TTC #62 Lisa Frankenstein
Mummies, pop songs, origami. Quinlan outlines the life and times of Steve Carrol. Kerry spins a yarn about Ryker Webb.
TTC #61 Flonaise Cigarettes
Disney lies. Gay Paree. Fucking bronco. Kerry tells us the story of climber Beth Rodden. Quinlan recounts instances of animal abuse in films and one particular myth.
TTC #60 He Means So Much to Me
A powerful monologue. Kerry tells us about Connie Converse. Go listen to her! Quinlan brings us a story of the eunuch lifestyle gone wrong.
TTC #59 We’re Toast
Boxes where there shouldn’t be. Wallpaper where there should. Quinlan tells us about the Greenbrier Ghost. Kerry listens. Then she recounts an amazing tale of survival at sea starring Moss Hills.
TTC #58 The Smell of Community
Vodka shooters, religious cosplay and catching up. Kerry tells the story of Minik Wallace. Quinlan saw the doc on the Mother of God Cult and she’s got thoughts for you.
TTC #57 Worse than Hanging
It's time for the story of the talking mongoose, as told by Quinlan's mouth. Kerry takes us on a tour of executions, more specifically a history of the electric chair.
TTC #56 Talking Glock
Holiday plans, harbored hatred and good cheer. Quinlan takes us to Scotland to look at some strange light house happenings. Kerry is also interested in geography, or at least enough to explain the Haskell Free Library and Opera House.
TTC #55 Oompa Loompa Vibes
Quinlan urges everyone to stop what they are doing and watch Ghostwatch.  Kerry tells us the story of Jon Michael Hallford.
TTC #54 A Call to No Action
Kerry dives head first into Japanese folklore and it’s spooktastic. Quinlan recounts the horrific acts of the Zoo man.
TTC #53 FTAW
Studies on stupidity, flight attendants and roses. Kerry tells us about the lemon juice bandits. Quinlan covers the murder of Missy Avila.
TTC #52 The Least of Money
Kerry, hot off a cold trip, tells us ghost stories of the Alaskan wilderness. Quinlan tells the story of a Canadian doctor's appointment gone horrible wrong.
TTC #51 Hapless Hula Hoops
Quinlan tells the life? story of Bridie Murphy. Kerry recounts the 1964 Alaskan earthquake.
TTC #50 Boogie Woogie Woogie
Kerry loves Orca whales, listen to her talk about it. Quinlan tells the story of Angelique Cottin, the electric girl.
TTC #49 Don’t Work Out.
Quinlan tells a collection of tales that feature secret messages, the word of the day is Steganography. Kerry’s collection features phones that kill us.
TTC #48 Ouija Olympics
Kerry recounts the exploits of the Balloon Priest. Quinlan grabs a planchette and heads to Ouija.
TTC #47 Crayon Bake Cafe
Quinlan tells the tale of Spaceman Granger Ormond Taylor. Kerry explores the life and childhood of bionic girl Olivia Farnsworth.
TTC #46 CANCER TIMES 5
Kerry tells us all about bugs, the parasitic kind. Quinlan let’s it rain with Don Decker.
TTC #45 Mom’s Against Shovels
Quinlan tells the story of the mansion on Liberty street. Kerry terrifies us with tales of a trip to the beach gone wrong.
TTC #44 Inflatable Donut
Kerry tells the wild medical tale of Gloria Ramirez. Quinlan visit the haunted house on Beryl Road.
TTC #43 High Hopes
Quinlan ponders Toynbee tiles. Kerry hits close to home with the Park Slope plane crash.
TTC #42 Til Death Do Us Heart
Kerry tells the heartfelt story of Sonny Graham. Quinlan goes on an adventure with Mauro Prosperi.
TTC #41 Obey Your Thirst
Quinlan tells a story of an “Obsession” in Daly City, California. Kerry sinks into the tale of Chief Baker, Charles Joughlin, the Chief Baker on the Titanic.
TTC #40 A Town Called Disaster
Kerry breaks our hearts with the Aberfan Disaster. Quinlan tells the story of the Berkshires UFO.
TTC #39 Chaps and Mimosas
Quinlan tells the story of Agatha Christie’s disappearance. Kerry remembers Helene Hadsell the contest queen.
TTC #38 Bat vs Knife
Kerry tells the story of the Rammer Island Croc massacre. Quinlan takes us to dinner at the Shed at Dulwich.
TTC #37 Greedy get Bleedy
A very tardy intro song and then Quinlan takes us to the Headless Nahanni Valley. Kerry recounts the past of Jane Mansfield.