Perfect Crimes
Sit in with Joe and Nate as they consult clients on how to go about committing their perfect crimes. New episodes every Tuesday.
Episodes
Mark McCalman and the Ultimate Game-Worn Jersey Collection
Mark McCalman wants the greatest collection of jerseys this side of the Mississippi. You know how you get that? Mime work and dedication.Â
Welcome to the Maddie Kelly School for Weaponized Incompetence
On the latest episode of Perfect Crimes, we help Boston favorite Maddie Kelly with a three part plan. Step 1: Train a bunch of billionaire's assistants on how to seem helpful while secretly undermining their employers. Step 2: Get them hi…
Nicholas Stubblefield: Inventor of Patriot Fuelâ„¢
Boston comedian Nicholas Stubblefield comes to Perfect Crimes looking for help with a pretty normal thing--what's the most flags we can burn?Â
When Sky Nockels Engulfs the Harvard Art Museum In Flames
This week on Perfect Crimes, we help the very funny Sky Nockels plan her perfect crime--burning down Harvard's Art Museum. Sometimes destruction is an act of creation, or something?Â
How To Get Trump To Cover Your Retirement: A Gary Bolles Crime
On this episode--bank robberies, holograms, and a very special crime involving our favorite criminal president and our favorite local criminal, Gary Bolles. Â How do you get Trump to pay for your retirement? Â Listen Now!
Alexis Cristaldi: Cyber Vigilante
This week on Perfect Crimes, we help Alexis Cristaldi perfect her brand of cyber vigilantism. Don't worry, she's only going after people who deserve it: the ones who don't laugh at her jokes. She might not be the hero we need, but she's c…
Paul Ober and the Legend of the Dwarf Assassin
On the newest episode of Perfect Crimes, Paul Ober gets advice on how to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. Spoiler alert, it involves some sick helicopter action. But before that, hear him tell the Legend of the Dwarf Assassin, wherein yo…
Kellie Moon Wants to Show Us a Dead Body
Improv Asylum's Kellie Moon stops by for advice on how to get a good, long look at Marilyn Monroe's corpse, Scooby-Doo style.
Starry Starry Night With Zach Morin
We help comedian Zach Morin plot the gayest heist of the century--stealing Van Gogh's Starry Night from the MOMA.
Beau Brassard Wants The Answers
Beau Brassard comes to us with a simple request: Help him kidnap every living president so we can finally get to the bottom of what's going on in this damn country.
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