Deliver Us Some Evil
Deliver Us Some Evil is the red-headed stepchild of true crime and true conspiracy, the mutant offspring of ufology and cryptozoology, the cybernetic super-villain hybrid of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism. We cover a lot of topics... Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing is too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE. Join Eli and Mel for a new episode every Monday morning!
Episodes
Fifty States of Murder: New Mexico
Extra! Extra! It's an extra-special episode of Fifty States of Murder! Eli, Mel, and Ashley join forces to tackle the disturbing case of the notorious Toy Box Killer: David Parker Ray, a man who invested his entire life into kidnapping, tor…
Fifty States of Murder: Alabama
Guess who's taking you on a wild trip from wholesome to explosive in the latest episode of Fifty States of Murder! Take a seat right here in the Heart of Dixie and let Eli and Mel school you on the difference between a separatist and a supr…
Fifty States of Murder: Hawaii
What do bikers, bus stops, and Blockbuster have in common? Find out as Eli and Mel throw down with the beach bums to give you the gruesome details of Hawaii's first serial murders, a mid-80's nightmare that left five women dead and the cops…
Fifty States of Murder: Oregon
Welcome to the next pit stop on the D.U.S.E.'s road trip across the Fifty States of Murder! Eli and Mel find themselves entering the state of Dungeness crabs, "culture," pinot noir, and of course the Gorilla Man! An infamous turn of the cen…
Fifty States of Murder: Pennsylvania
It's time to hit the Hershey highway as The DUSE tackles the bizarre tale of Pennsylvania's very own unicorn killer! (Disclaimer: No unicorns were harmed in the making of this episode.) It's a bad hair day for the final girl when her Aquane…
Fifty States of Murder: Arizona
Care for an iced tea? The DUSE hits the road again for a Fifty States of Murder crime spree along the bloodthirsty highways of Arizona! One wrong turn leads to another in the early 1970's as petty theft and forgery takes a pair of drifters …
Fifty States of Murder: Georgia
The time-traveling twosome slide into their bell bottoms for a Fifty States of Murder field trip to the mean streets of Atlanta, Georgia... circa 1979! The kids definitely aren't all right as a string of abductions end in murder and no one …
Fifty States of Murder: Louisiana
Do you know the difference between Hoodoo and Voodoo? How about a cult and a church? Well, you're about to learn! So pack your trunk and join Eli and Mel on an educational ride along Louisiana's terrifying turn of the century railway for a …
Fifty States of Murder: South Carolina
In a state far, far away, there once lived a Karen... but not just any Karen... THE Karen. Yes, we're talking about South Carolina's Homecoming Queen and Mother of the Year, Susan Smith! Way back in 1994 the country was held captive by the …
Fifty States of Murder: Delaware
Did anyone ever warn you not to take candy from strangers? Good thing that doesn't apply to chocolate! Eli and Mel have outdone themselves this time as they unwrap a suspicious package in Delaware and make sure everyone gets a piece of this…
Fifty States of Murder: Colorado
What do ladies panties and dynamite have in common? Tune in to the latest episode of Fifty States of Murder to find out as Eli and Mel make a pit stop in the Liberal Hell known as Colorado! Even back in the day, the feminist agenda was maki…
Fifty States of Murder: North Dakota
Fifty States of Murder hits the Great Plains (or is it the Rocky Mountains?) with a trip to North Dakota! All aboard the Way-Back-and-Way-Whacked Machine as Eli and Mel share the tale of a quiet farming community transformed into a film noi…
Fifty States of Murder: Arkansas
The DUSE drives straight through Arkansas before noticing that it's the topic of this week's Fifty States of Murder! (Sorry, not sorry.) If you've ever been to the state that has another state's name in it, or you know, heard of it, you'll …
Fifty States of Murder: California
Dr. Eli and Nurse Ratched -- err, Mel -- have a prescription for what ails you: another exciting episode of Fifty States of Murder! With their usual charm and tact, the DUSE documents the tragic story of Daniel Marsh, a California kid who w…
Fifty States of Murder: Kentucky
Do YOU know where the Antichrist was born? Either way, you'll enjoy this episode of the Fifty States of Murder as Eli and Mel document one of Kentucky's other notorious native sons: Boone Helm, aka the Cannibal Cowboy! After murdering his c…
Fifty States of Murder: Utah
In this episode of Fifty States of Murder, Eli and Mel bring you to Ogden, Utah, a sleepy little town where nothing interesting happens... unless you count the infamous robbery at the local Hi-Fi electronics store that ended in -- you guess…
Fifty States of Murder: Ohio
The Fifty States of Murder hits a high note as Eli and Mel take you on a guided tour of one of Ohio's most notorious murderers: the Cleveland Strangler! Anthony Sowell wasn't the sort of guy you brought home to mama unless mama also had a c…
Fifty States of Murder: New York
In this episode of Fifty States of Murder, Eli and Mel throw a dart at the wall and find themselves in the Blue wasteland that is New York State! And since they have to suffer, you have to suffer... So roll your spliff, pour a drink, and ge…
Fifty States of Murder: Alaska
The Fifty States of Murder is finally here! Eli kicks off our inaugural episode by making Mel guess the state by way of trivia questions so easy she embarrasses herself by getting them all wrong. (You can see the aurora borealis in Colorado…
St. Patrick's Day Special: 2 Gurls 1 Mic
Top o' the morning to ya, D.U.S.E. nation! It's that special Monday morning where all anyone wants to see is green beer! Unfortunately you guys have to go to work. So in honor of your sacrifice, we're here to do your drinking for you! Your …
Drop the Mic: An Interview with Paul Lonardo
Eli and Mel welcome author Paul Lonardo to the show for a first-of-its-kind guest appearance! Paul has published everything from horror to romance, biography to true crime, spec-fic to sports history, horror haikus to a children's book abou…
The Great Egypt Conspiracy: Gator Raiders
Eli and Mel wrap up another blockbuster Black History Month by plumbing the depths of the social-media cesspool so you don't have to! What did we find? Black supremacist cults! Did you know that the United States is really Egypt? Or that Qu…
The Freeway Phantom: Tantamount to Murder
The D.U.S.E. tackles an unsolved mystery as we document the trail of bodies left behind by the Washington D.C. Freeway Phantom in a Black History Month whodunit from way back in 1971! We have no answers but plenty of questions, like what ha…
The Lonely Hearts Killers: Tortured By Love
Those at the D.U.S.E. would like to make you feel loved this Valentine's Day but we all know that's impossible. So instead they've chosen to tickle your cockles and whatever else you want them to feel-up with this heart-warming story of a s…
The Corpse Collector: Everybody Needs a Hobby
In our latest installment honoring Black History Month, Eli and Mel go where no DUSE has gone before as they examine the deranged antics of a man with the double whammy of a low IQ and an unusual hobby. It's Philly's very own corpse collect…
Viper Tha Rapper: Crack Logic
In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the long lost formula for the success of one of the internet's most prolific rap artists: commitment, enthusiasm, dedication... and crack! As we open our third annual Black History Month we take a look at …
The Bell Witch: Blame It On Betsy!
What's better than witches? Ghost witches! Now throw in a poltergeist, a U.S. president, a war everyone has forgotten, a dog with a bunny head, an awful lot of things that go bump in the night, and a few fart jokes for good measure and you'…
Randy Stair: Ghost Goth Chicks
Despite the happy-go-lucky title, this episode is not filled with good things. Eli and Mel tap into the subject of "Goth Chicks" by talking about Randy Stair, a man who knew he was a man but also knew that when he died he'd become a cartoon…
The Pleiadians: A Moment of Doubt
It's the end of an era as Eli and Mel close out the discussion of Jmmanuel's Talmud and finish the thrilling tale of the true history of Jmmanuel, the man also known as... Jesus Christ! And they do it in a way that really speaks to the yoot…
The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Final Saga
The D.U.S.E. invites you to join us as we bid a fond farewell to "The Amazing Chris-Chan" series as it waddles its bumble butt off a cliff with all the other dumb lemmings. Eli and Mel think they gave our fallen hero a better send off than …
The Pleiadians: Not For Business
In this episode of "J'mmanuel's Talmud" Eli and Mel cut the fat out of this hog to keep this Kosher narrative flowing! Sure they could tell you about all the times J'mmanuel slandered the Chosen People and then said something profound, but …
2024 Christmas Special: Santa's Helpers!
Ho ho ho! And we don't just mean your mom! Have a Merry Christmas and whatever other made-up holiday you chose to be annoying about. In this not so jolly Christmas special, Eli does his best to scramble your egg nog by telling you all about…
The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Great Crusade Saga
Armor up viewers, grab your axes, your swords, and your holy collection of limited edition signed Sonichu Comics, and let's raid the holy land! Or whatever Chris-Chan thinks is the holy land, which might be everyone else's version of hell. …
The Dojo Wars Part Two: The Ultimate Sensei!
Concise strikes to your dome piece! That's what this episode is about. Eli and Mel bring you the finisher of the story of Count Dante, the guy who was known as the "Most Dangerous Man in the World," who ran several of his own dojos, was a f…
The Dojo Wars Part One: The Deadliest Man Alive!
Wachow! Whaping! Hiyaaa! Eli and Mel were Kung Fu fighting! And their lips were fast as lightning! Oh the story they told was a little bit frightening! Cause it was about the deadliest man in the world! And we know that didn't rhyme, but yo…
The Pleiadians: Don't Look Behind the Curtain!
Knowledge given isn't as useful as knowledge earned. That's the moral of this week's episode! Eli has lived his life based on this nugget of truth and now so shall you as you join your two favorite podcast hosts on a trip down a deep dark r…
Thanksgiving Special: A Reasonable Person
Happy Thanksgiving! Nothing says "Let's gather around the table and share in tradition" like the story of a man who's had just about enough tomfoolery. A man's house is his castle after all and he should be allowed to protect his castle, ri…
The Amazing Chris-Chan: The #MeToo Saga
Do you know what that smell is? Well it certainly isn't your grandma's apple pie! No sir, this pie is filled with extortion, tears, adults throwing temper tantrums, public attacks on white business owners, assaults on police officers, melee…
The Yandere Killer: Dog Science
Eli and Mel break down boundaries and conduct an experiment for the sake of science! Do the majority of our listeners click on an episode because they like the sound of our voices? Or is it because they see a dog in the art? Who knows! But …
The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Tom-Girl Saga
In this episode the story of Chris-Chan gets a little darker. If you thought the darkest this story would get would be an autistic bumblebutt of a man taking creep shots of children at a game store and shouting antisemitic remarks at a man …