The Ghoul Club
Become the newest member of The Ghoul Club! A ribald paranormal podcast where best friends Kyle and Jennie settle in to the clubhouse every week to talk and joke about all the spooky shit you can imagine š» Please send your spooky stories to theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com to be featured in a future episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 52
Did you miss us? We missed us. After a year and a half of ghosting (pun aggressively intended), Campfire Ghouls is backāand this time, weāre swapping your creepy little cousinās haunted doll story for something even weirder: urban legends.Fā¦
Episode 99 - Boo Baby Boo
Grab your pram and your priest, because this week weāre rocking the cradle of evil. From ghost mums who just wonāt quit to babies that cry even when theyāre six feet under, weāre diving headfirst into the creepy crib of paranormal parenthooā¦
Halloween Special - The Clubhouse of Horror III
This Halloween, join The Ghoul Club as we dive into the realm of the *Uncanny* with a bone-chilling true story. Lisa shares her haunting tale of growing up in a house filled with eerie happeningsāghostly whispers, shadowy figures, and the uā¦
Episode 98 - Trick or Trick
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Episode 97 - The Ghoul Files
Jennie is on holiday this week, so we're pulling from a former-Patreon-exclusive episode from April 2023:The Ghoul Files, based in the fictional metaphysical world where the clubhouse and all of its various ghouls are real. This is our firsā¦
Episode 96 - Who Murdered Lady Heatherington? [Part 1]
It's the return of the world's worst detectives. The Ghoul Detectives. Dr. Kyle Collins and Dr. Jennifer Bartle are bringing their collective Ph.Ds and Psy.Ds in Paranormal Problems and True Crime to another murder.Lady Matilda Heatheringtoā¦
Episode 95 - The Haunting of Jennifer Bartle
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Episode 94 - I'ma Get Medieval on Your Ass
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Episode 93 - This is Torture
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Episode 92 - Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
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Episode 91 - Here Come the Ghouls
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Episode 90 - Let's Get Bestial
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Episode 89 - A Ghoulish Revival
"They're heeeere!" And by 'they', we mean us. We're here. We're back where we belong.It's such a joy to be back in the clubhouse! And in the spirit of reviving our show, we're making this episode all about rising from the dead.We can come, ā¦
Episode 88 - Taking a Satanical Sabbatical
We're leaving The Ghoul Club for our own protection. A certain A-List celebrity has hired a team of assassins to kill us, so we need to make ourselves scarce. That means we're leaving the clubhouse in the hands of the ghosts, monsters, and ā¦
Episode 87 - Get Thee Away From a Nunnery
Has anyone ever noticed that Arnold Schwarzenegger smells like schnitzel and ale? Well, we couldn't avoid it when he came knocking at The Ghoul Club's door this week. That being saidā¦ he might've been The Terminator. We can't be sure. We raā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 51
Life. It's hard work sometimes, isn't it? And, according to Jennie, 'work' is doing anything you don't want to do, which - to be fair - is pretty accurate. In fact, HĢ¶ĶĶrĢ¶ĶĢ¦aĢµĶĢ”tĢ“ĶĢ„hĢµĢĢĢ¢aĢøĢĶĢ°lĢ¶ĶĶ Ģ³aĢ¶ĢĶĢ has been putting us through our paces ā¦
Episode 86 - Seductress, Seer, Demon Slayer
Shhh. We're in a quiet (and disgusting) place, trying to hold in our diarrhoea while monsters with super-hearing try and hunt us. Spoiler alert: We don't make it out alive.This week's stories are both tinged with something dark, demonic, anā¦
Ghoul Detectives: A Special
Dr. Livvy Gregson was afraid of a mummy's curse. Just two weeks after returning from Egypt with the sarcophagus, she ended up inside it herselfā¦ dead. Was she the victim of a paranormal curse? Or was it something more sinister?Join us as weā¦
Episode 85 - Bringing Down the House
We're visiting Silent Hill 2gether this week (if you don't get that terrible pun, we're disowning you). Jennie might have been dead for years, but somehow she has returned. And it's a mystery we need to solvā actually, never mind. That guy ā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 50
After a short (emergency) break, we're back! Kicking things off with an episode of Campfire Ghouls. Roasting marshmallows around the fire, sticking them in places that marshmallows are decidedly not supposed to go. It's all fun and games unā¦
Episode 84 - Family Matters
What happens when an exorcism turns into a sexorcism? Well, we think it's pretty simple. Things get steamy, sweaty, and a lost somewhere between science and superstition.Today's stories take us to some dark places. We begin with a family trā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 49
Don't ask Jennie what her job is, she doesn't want to talk about it. If you get her talking and ask her questions about it, she might just implode and die. But not before she has the honour of serving Her Majesty The Queen's corpse as a civā¦
Episode 83 - This Man Is Not My Husband
One of us is The Thing. And there's only one way to find out which one of us it us. But, if that fails, what do we do? Call it a day and go home? Or start scorching each other's privates?Today's episode starts with a story of spousal murderā¦
Episode 82 - Papin That Puss
Creepy crawlies, curly wurlies, and an insectoid vagina. We've got it all in our intro inspired by Resident Evil 7's Dulvey Haunted House and the romance of Jack and Marguerite Baker. (P.S. We are the actors in the intro, we've just alteredā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 48
Campfire Ghouls returns for our first episode of 2024! We've missed our Ghoul Clubbers and it's so good to be back. We've got two great stories for you this week: A group of friends gets lost in the woods, but not all is as it seems. And, iā¦
Episode 81 - Ring Ring, the Dead Are Calling
A goat farm. An atheist farmer. A pious nun. Do these sound like the perfect elements for an arthouse horror film? Because that's what we're going for. And, honestly, we feel like we've hit the nail on the head with this one.Ā But it's also ā¦
Christmas Special - The Ghoul Club's Second Christmas Eve Ghost Story
Daphne Slits becomes winter caretaker at the isolated Underblind Hotel in Scotland, hoping to cure her relationship. She settles in along with her boyfriend, Eric, and the hotel's other residents. Over time, Daphne discovers the hotel's darā¦
Episode 80 - The Terror of the Christmas Witch
Ring ring. It's Billy. Just here to wish you a Merry (Black) Christmas. Today's episode harkens back to our themed episodes as we both focus on the festive season. We start out with the legend of Frau Perchta, the Christmas Witch. Hot and hā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 47
Jennie will not decisively say what's happening with the weather until she's certain that it's the general opinion of her peers. Wait, what is this podcast about? Oh, right, parroty tongues and bad kisses. And scary stories. Our first doesnā¦
Episode 79 - The Ghost Who Solved Her Own Murder
Final report of the commercial starship Ghoul Club, third officer reporting. The other members of the crew - Kyle, Lambert, Parker, Brett, Ash, and Captain Dallas - are dead. Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about siā¦
Episode 78 - A Bushy-Haired Stranger
We were temporarily spat out by HĢ·ĶĶrĢ¶ĢĶaĢøĶĢtĢ“ĢĢ§hĢ¶ĶĶ aĢøĢĢ”lĢøĢĶaĢ·ĶĢ¤ (the cosmic eldritch horror who has been hurling us across the multiverse), but it looks like we'll be back on that journey soon. In the meantime, we've got some stories to reā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 46
Dry winter weather, Christmas specials, the nun, the back rooms, and bidets on your butthole. We're discussing it all in this week's campfire episode. We also tell a story that, at first glance, seems like it might be a sapphic lezzy romancā¦
Episode 77 - There's Some Horrors In This House
Kyle's been in a car accident (not for real), but don't worry! Jennie has taken him in and she is devoted to restoring him to full health. If only she didn't hate his newest novel so much... Just what lengths will she go to in order to convā¦
Movie Night 3 - A Fear of Arachnids
In 1990, British entomologist James Atherton captured two members of an aggressive, newly-discovered species of spider with lethally venomous fangs. Did he try to have sex with them? We don't know. But what we do know is what happened afterā¦
Episode 76 - A Stomach Full of Potatoes and Murder
There's something in the mist, and we can't quite tell if it's phallic or yonic. But either way, it's doing something for us.Ā We're craving your spooky stories at theghoulclubpodcast@gmail.com and don't forget to visit us on social media! Hā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 45
We're jealous of Dracula's victims since we learned that he likes to shove things up the pussy. We're also a bit concerned about Skynet nuking humanity and taking over the planet. But of course, we're here to tell some spooky stories! And bā¦
Episode 75 - Rectal Probing
She sees dead people. And maybe a spectral phallus or two. But what else would you expect from someone who gets so turned on by anal probes? That's why we're sating her lusty appetite by starting this week's episode with a dark mysterious sā¦
Episode 74 - From Stalker with Murder
Jennifer can finally see! But, after hearing what she's seeing, we're not sure she should have these eyeballs after all. Far from being scary, it seems like she's just having a bizarre surreal fever dream.We're starting off with a case thatā¦
Campfire Ghouls - Episode 44
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Episode 73 - Welcome Home, Sallie
Hello, Clarice. So good of you to come and join us here at The Ghoul Club. Don't be such a rube, Clarice. Come in. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable while I rustle up a little snack.Ā We're talking about a haunted house this week; diving iā¦