Bitch I Can’t
True crime stories told by a vulgar gay black man. Subscribe Now for exclusive bonus content! https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/bitch-i-cant/subscribe
Episodes
95. Lethal Luggage
On today’s episode, when a simple game of hide-and-seek turns deadly, we’re left asking: was it a freak accident — or cold-blooded murder?
94. Isabaddie Of France Pt. 2
On today’s episode we dive into part 2 of the wild ass tale of the O.G. “She-wolf” and medieval baddie, Isabella Of France.
93. Isabaddie Of France Pt. 1
On today’s episode we dive into part 1 of the wild ass tale of the O.G. “She-wolf” and medieval baddie, Isabella Of France.
92. Highway To Hell
A grizzly discovery on the side of a North Carolina highway turns an entire community upside down.
91. The Boy Is Mine: A Murder In Montana
In a quiet mountainside town in Montana, a family’s picture-perfect life shatters with a single gunshot.
90. Unhinged Headlines: God, Grindr, & Groceries
On today’s episode we dive into several crazy headlines and one of them sends me down a crash out tangent.
89. Sprint. Shoot. Repeat: The Bladerunner Story
On today’s show we talk about a tragic case that took an Olympic star from the track to the courthouse. *****EDIT: towards the end of the episode I say 2003, but I meant 2023******
Lost Files: 12/6/23 - Hung Jury: A Trial By Endowment
A mysterious murder, an (ALLEGEDLY) huge penis, and a grave injustice. On today’s show we go back and unearth a lost file episode from 2023. It’s been polished it a bit and is finally back in the line up.
88. Harlem Shank: Murder or Mercy?
On today’s episode we talk about the events that transpired after a popular motivational speaker’s body was found in one of Harlem’s roughest neighborhoods.
87. The Unbridled Audacity of Tonica Jenkins
On today’s episode we discuss how a promising Yale student ended up at the center of an unthinkable crime. SUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://buymeacoffee.com/bicantpod
86. The Cobra Killers
On today’s episode we talk about a shocking 2007 murder that shook the world of gay porn. SUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://buymeacoffee.com/bicantpod
85. Unhinged Headlines: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
On today’s show we discuss some wild ass headlines— from the chicken who crossed the wrong road, to the Texas wig snatcher and Disney’s Dexter Morgan. SUBSCRIBE NOW for exclusive bonus content! https://creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/bitch…
Lost Files: 8/30/23 - Ladies Leave Your Man At Home
Today’s show is a throwback, lost file episode from 2023. In this episode we put our belief in karma to the test. This episode has love, sex, greed, and of course, a quintessential murder plot.
84. Booty Cheeks & Bloodshed: The Chippendale’s Murders Pt. 2
On today’s show we dive into PART 2 of the dark history of the iconic all-male strip club empire, Chippendale’s and the greed, lust, & ruthlessness that led to two grizzly murders. SUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://buymeacoffee.com/bicantpod
83. Booty Cheeks & Bloodshed: The Chippendale’s Murders Pt. 1
On today’s show we dive into the dark history of the iconic all-male strip club empire, Chippendale’s and the greed, lust, & ruthlessness that led to two grizzly murders. SUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://buymeacoffee.com/bicantpod
82. Fraudback Mountain
Our pride month special came a little late this year; Today’s story is about betrayal, greed, and a horrifying crime that would leave a trail of devastation in its wake—— oh and sweatpants.
81. The Jerry Springer Show Murder
On today’s show we talk about a tragic murder that occurred after the victim appeared as a guest on the Jerry Springer Show in 2000.
80. Death By Sugar: The Candy Mossler Story
Sex, murder, and family secrets; today’s story has more layers than a wedding cake at a throuple ceremony. Today we talk about the story of the devilish diva herself, Miss Candy Mossler.
79. Candy Coated Carnage
On today’s show we talk about a sweet name, a quiet town, and a story that shocked the nation. What really happened on Friday the 13th in 1980 in a Texas suburb?
78. First Wives Club: The John Smith Edition
On today’s show we talk about how the three wives of a peculiar man named John David Smith crossed paths in the most insane way possible. Put on your seatbelt and prepare for a wild ass ride!
77. Father, Gun, and Holy Spirit
Today’s story is what happens when Jesus doesn’t take the wheel — but a hitman does. Broken vows and shattered commandments send shockwaves through a historic Houston church, tearing it apart from the inside out.
76. True Crime Rewind: Episode 12 Unwrap w Saul
On today’s show we have our first True Crime Rewind in 69 episodes!!!! In an attempt to do a deep dive into episode 12, my friend Saul and I find ourselves talking about Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, and (eventually) the wild ass protagonist of …
75. Head In The Hollywood Hills
Today’s episode tells the story of a chilling discovery on a hiking trail in the Hollywood Hills in 2012.
74. The Baddie Behind the Machine Gun: Kathryn Kelly
Today’s story is about the bad ass woman who controlled the puppet strings of the infamous gangster Machine Gun Kelly, his wife Kathryn.
73. Unhinged Headlines: I’m F*cking Back!
Guys!! After a 29-day hiatus (spring break-down) I am back! On today’s show we discuss some insane headlines but first we talk through a major breakthrough discovery in the case of slain twins, Naazir and Quaadir. SOURCES: https://youtu.be/…
72. Unhinged Headlines: Puppies, Pistols, & Pop Stars
On today’s show, things get a little disturbing as we discuss some of the craziest headlines to come across my newsfeed over the last week. From pistol packing pups to disgraced pop stars.
71. Hijacks & Happy Endings: Roger Holder & Cathy Kerkow
**EDIT: Correction: Roger Holder was born in North Carolina and moved to Coos Bay, Oregon and later to San Diego. I misspoke about the sequence of where his family moved. ** On today’s show we join the mile high club and tell the absolutely…
70. Unhinged Headlines & UPDATE: Twin Murder On The Mountain
We open today’s show with a disturbing update about the twin brothers found murdered on a mountain in Haiawasee Georgia. We then move on to a cluster of crazy headlines I gathered throughout the week. Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/…
69. Double Murder On The Mountain: Qaadir & Naazir Lewis
On today’s show we discuss the details surrounding the ongoing investigation of the mysterious deaths of a set of 19 year old twins. They were supposed to be boarding a flight to Boston but instead their bodies were found on a mountain in a…
Lost Files: F*ck, Marry, Kill: Family Edition
Today’s lost file episode is truly one for the books. Sex, murder, and family secrets reside at the center of this insane story. We get to hear everyone’s side of the story, but who’s actually telling the truth? We may never know.
Lost Files: Double Trouble In Paradise - The Yoga Twins
On today’s show we revisit a lost file from 2022 where I shared the twisted tale of The Yoga Twins and how the pair earned their dark and notorious status.
68. Unhinged Headlines: Ramen’s Revenge
On today’s show we cover everything from hot ramen beef to the most unwanted comeback of the year.----Sources:https://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-accused-locking-boyfriend-storage-unit-north-carolina/story?id=119213042https://www.theguardian.co…
67. Y’all Asked For It: The Q & A Special
Welp, y’all asked for it! On our first ever Q & A episode, I answer listener submitted questions and open up about my personal life, my relationship to true crime, and share my thoughts on some of our past cases. I hope you enjoy it as much…
66. The O.G. Arsenic Baddie: Roberta Elder
As we bring black history month to a close, I ironically decided to introduce my listeners to the woman who’s serial killer nachos were re-heated by the infamous murderess Nannie Doss. Today we talk about an enigmatic, BLACK femme fatale na…
65. Nannie The Killer Granny: Nancy Nannie Doss
Today’s story is a crazy ass tale about the life and crimes of a giggling, 1940’s serial killer named Nannie Doss.
64. Love, Bikes, & Homicide: The Murder Of Mo Wilson
Today’s story is about what happens when SZA lyrics come to life. Let’s talk through the crazy details surrounding the murder of aspiring professional cyclist Mariah “Mo” Wilson. Sources: https://youtu.be/gptS-1HoHh8?si=p4P6Ixk1PW8hAriLhttp…
63. Unholy History: The Two Faces Of Thomas Jefferson
Happy (belated) President’s Day ! On today’s show we explore the dark side of American History and discuss the controversial life and insane hypocrisy of former U.S. President, Thomas f*cking Jefferson.
62. Bad Romance: Victoria & Emile Cilliers (Valentine’s Day Special)
Love and murder are in the air in today’s episode. On our Valentine’s Day special, we discuss the crazy ass tale of British skydiver Victoria Cilliers and her army sargeant husband Emile.
61. Unhinged Headlines: Butt Plugs, & Billy Goats
On today’s episode we discuss insane headlines from across the globe. SOURCES: 1. https://tribune.com.pk/story/2525224/19-year-old-georgia-healthcare-worker-faces-felony-for-twerking-on-disabled-persons-head2. https://nebraska.tv/news/local…
60. Sex, Murder, Betrayal: CA v. Monica Sementilli Trial - Part 1
Today’s show is part one of the realtime coverage of the Monica Sementilli trial. Monica is accused of conspiring to murder her celebrity hair stylist husband with the help of her side piece who has already been convicted.